If you give a pup a cookie, he will be excited.

If a puppy is excited, he will pee on you.

When he does, don't be so complacent about working with all women that you wash the edge of your skirt in the sink.

If you do, don't say, "I will try to be careful, but don't worry, my panties match my shirt!"

If you do, make sure your boss is not standing behind you.