We were trimming Nervous Dog's nails while he was on his side. We were telling him what a good boy he was.
While Becky was attempting to reassure him, he peed an arc right into her mouth.
I offered Becky the price of a urinalysis to tell me if he had diabetes or dilute urine. Unfortunately for Becky and fortunately for Nervous Dog, he had neither.
Remember to thank your vet techs for being awesome! Most of the things they go through you never even hear about!