Here on Fibber Island

We swim on the ground.

Wheels are square not round.

We eat chocolate by the pound.

"Here on Fibber Island" by They Might Be Giants

The kids brought their Mom a pile of Hershey Kiss wrappers and said the dog did it.

Mom rushed her tiny dog in for a chocolate toxicity that she did not have.

Physical exam: No abnormalities.

Vomit: No chocolate.

Diagnosis: Your kids are lying, and your dog is fine.

Also, dogs almost never unwrap chocolate.