From 2009:

We tried to be really careful about letting Amanda read books appropriate for an eight year old. She got REALLY upset when Ebony escaped out the front door. Before we could find her, Amanda assumed Ebony had been taken to heaven, and we had all been Left Behind.

I considered taking Song of Solomon and Revelation out of her Bible. And some of Daniel… All this time, I didn’t think I was the Sharpie-wielding, book burning type.