Becky and I were scheduled to see a cat for a sin problem.
A client brought her dog in to have his anal glands expressed. She said, "Thanks for squeezing us in," and I started giggling.
I turned my phone off for our ENTIRE weeklong vacation and felt horrible false guilt. I am always available.
The very first piece I submitted for the journal opened with a dragon, and they kept me, so I think that is a good sign.
This was an early morning email from one of my favorite clients.
Hannah Rose is my favorite cat.
As much as I love cats, I love YOU Cindy and Tae and Jeff and Lu and all of the rest of you Cat Families just as much.
Shrill, agonal screams echoed through the tiny exam room.
Anesthesia is the most important thing we do as a veterinary team.
I need to breathe. I need to have cats in my life almost as much.
Memorial Day 2016
Mom is doing well.
Shoot for the moon...
"She gets this far off look, as if the angels are calling her name."
I'm gonna go talk with my wife, cry, rob a bank and get back to you.
"Oh! I forgot to tell your assistant that my dog senses sexual tension!"
When I step forward to hear your radio better, it makes a weird static sound.
Me: You’re not making fun of me for full anesthesia and monitoring for a cat neuter.
Trey: Do you WANT me to make fun of you?
A two-year-old walked up to me at church and said, "But WHY can't I put my head in the potty?"
My Mom is in the hospital, and I'm scared.